DinoWithBlackjack
A downloadable dino for Windows
This is a small project that satirizes the predatory monetization of games. Hearthstone was the intended target.
$160 is too much for a cosmetic, no matter how great it is — not to mention the hidden gambling mechanics with disgusting odds against the player.
Usage:
Start the "game" before Hearthstone.
Use mouse left click to drag around.
Right click to open the menu.
Mouse Whell to scale up and down. Be careful when scaling down though. I am not responsible if you scale down too much and lose your dino. The dinos also learned the trick to keep absolutely still!
This is fully open source and anybody is welcome to edit and use as they like.
https://github.com/Xentios/DinoWithBlackjack
It is done in 1 day so don't expect too much.
Special Credits:
Main Dino Model
Music
Credits:
https://sketchfab.com/3d-models/dino-student-3f86ba1af77345f7b04eed5c076e867a#do...
https://sketchfab.com/3d-models/baby-dino-7f6990157fd44a0c88c5834b5fe04413#downl...
https://sketchfab.com/3d-models/stuffed-dino-toy-d69e9bb7bfc6451993bf84f3e763a28...
https://sketchfab.com/3d-models/3d-chrome-dino-walking-fb6f49c248494011b6b9cac73...
https://sketchfab.com/3d-models/cute-red-childrens-dino-6562fd4b17664048818abf35...
https://sketchfab.com/3d-models/google-dino-6457715ad6ac438ba7502d43f3e8ae37#dow...
https://sketchfab.com/3d-models/dinosaur-plushie-3a79660ec2de4756a7ecb3bf264cdaa...
https://sketchfab.com/3d-models/meta-dino-4385885a5f0846e0999feec5683d0859#downl...
https://sketchfab.com/3d-models/dino-test-f699af8ab3b142cabb8a88fb13a7a0d3#downl...
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WHY WONT YOU LET ME SPEND MONEY ON THESE GAMES? WHY DO YOU HATE ME? IS IT BECAUSE I DON'T KNOW HOW TO LOVE? IS IT BECAUSE I FRITTERED AWAY MY YOUTHFUL YEARS, AND NOW TIME TRICKLES ACROSS MY WEATHERED FINGERS LIKE THE FLEETING RAYS OF A DISTANT SUNSET? I YEARN FOR A TIME THAT I CAN'T REMEMBER, A VERSION OF MYSELF THAT I'LL NEVER ONCE BE AGAIN. THERE ARE TOO MANY YEARS, TOO MANY DAYS, BUT NEVER ENOUGH MOMENTS TO CHERISH. I WEEP FOR THE CHILDREN BORN INTO THIS DOOMED WORLD; I GORGE MYSELF ON DELICACIES YET THEY CRUMBLE TO ASH ON MY TONGUE.
0/10 I KEEP PUTTING MY CREDIT CARD NUMBERS INTO THE SCREEN AND NOTHING HAPPENS